Sexy Soccer: Yum.

I mentioned in another post that although I’m not really a sports fan, I found that there’s something wonderful about the FIFA World Cup 2010. The world-wide message of unity, you say? Sure. But more importantly: sexy soccer players!!

Good Lord, it’s like I woke up one day and realized “oh yeahhhh!!” Think of the athletes! Okay, so I’ve been doing some research and believe me, I found some amazingly HOT material. It seems like Cristiano Ronaldo seems to be the poster child of sexy soccer. Cristiano Ronaldo and Didier Drogba appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair’s June 2010 issue.

Oh, Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks flawless. Epitome of masculine sexuality. I can already tell this is going to be another one of those posts about sexy men for no reason at all.

Sexy men in underwear? Why not?! lol These are a few of the Emporio Armani shots.

It seems that Rafa Marquez is another soccer hottie.

Benny Feilhaber, Oguchi Onyewu, and Jonathan Spector, all on the American team, are also part of this elite society of hotties.

Okay, so as I was researching, I came across this hottie: Benny Feilhaber. Now it isn’t just his striking good looks that caught me eye. Apparently this cutie acquired some attention on YouTube. He was uhm…lip syncing for his life! LOL watch the hilarious video here.

He’s soooooooooooooooooo cute! Listen Benny Feilhaber, let’s be friends. Contact me. 😉

Okay, having seen all these cuties, I came across one soccer player that I believe has become my favorite.

I present to you: Oguchi Onyewu. He’s adorable!! (Look at that smile! Aww!!) Okay, now he isn’t only cute in a dorky cheesy smile sort of a way…oh no, he’s SEXY.

I hear a black girl in the distance saying, “DAYUM!” Oh wait, that was me.

Onyewu is clapping, and I am clapping for Onyewu.

Look at that man-on-man lovin’. What have I been missing out on?! No one told me this is what soccer included! (Dreamcometrue.)

Okay…are you ready? Okay, I think I’m ready too…


Okay, so maybe I wasn’t ready. I think I pulled a muscle just looking at these pictures. OM(freakin’)G!

(BIG sigh) Wow. I feel like I have a whole new appreciation for soccer. If you like entries like these bookmark my page or subscribe. I [think] write about sexy men all the time! (haha) Yum.


2 responses

  1. Alexander Gustaveson

    While i hugely support all the photos of mr. ronaldo and got in a tizzy over the new Jordin Sparks, I feel you have taken an AWFUL misstep on your “favorite.” If you ask me, Donkey Kong should stay in the nintendo world, not on the soccer field.

    July 8, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    first of all im not huge on sports either, i could give 2 shits about the world cup but DAYUM! soccer players have always been the hottest! they have the best legs and ass from all the running and kicking.
    I’ve had an infatuation/obsession with Cristiano for about 2yrs now when my brothers would watch soccer, he is just too beautiful for words. have u heard him talk?? he sounds like Schwarzenegger, which is fine by me cuz I like meathead guys who are cute but stupid.
    ok and Benny Feilharber?! OMG so fucking cute and hes a big dork and isnt afraid to be silly!!! omg he seems so sweet and down to earth ugh i wanna make love all nite on the soccer field with him!!!!
    lastly, of course u would choose the handsome light skinned black guy as ur fav lol. he is cute. but reminds me of ur drake obsession and that one guy whose name i wont mention but he has the greatest name ever :p

    July 9, 2010 at 12:47 AM

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