Loveit.

Sexy

Cobie Smulders: A Hot Robin

I really enjoy How I Met Your Mother, but it’s one of those shows that I catch when I can and I may have sporadic bursts of How I Met Your Mother sessions throughout the year.

I saw Cobie Smulders, or Robin, as she’s known on the show, on the cover of Maxim and she’s looking smokin’. She also had a smaller role on The L Word, which I was crazy about.

Robin Sparkles!

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Super Ass. …I mean Bass.


Nicki Minaj’s newest video “Super Bass” is super catchy and cute. Even if she sometimes seems a little schizo with her multiple personalities and crazy-ass voices, I like Nicki and I like this song. […and I like her big ass.]


Plus, Nicki is looking good and so are the video man-hoes.


Hey, if women can be objectified by rappers, it only makes sense that men can be objectified by female rappers. It just makes sense.


It uhm…makes a lot of sense…uh…


“…I can tell that you’re in touch with your feminine side…”


You can check out the video below or watch it on YouTube. It’s like…pelican fly.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU%5D


Joe-Joe Nuts.

Get it? Joe Jonas. Joe-Joe Nuts. Yeah, anyway…


Joe Jonas was on the cover of Details magazine earlier this year.


I have but one thing to say: how DARE you, Joe Jonas.


Yes, the shots are quite sexy and rugged and yet somehow still very pretty.


I wonder where he keeps his purity ring. Hmm…


Pitcher? Catcher?

Mario Lopez: You better WORK, hun-ty.


Jesus is my virtue.

New music videos are poppin up everywhere! I figure I’d share some with you 😀

Judas-Juda-aaas! Yes, Lady Gaga has made yet another sacrilegious video: This time Jesus is actually in the video!

When I first heard Judas, I thought, it sounds good, kind of catchy. Alright. After listening to it a few times it really grew on me and Gaga’s subliminal messaging totally worked because I loved it! And THEN I was singing along to it and when it came to the bridge of the song I noticed something…kind of strange. You see, the lyrical content was…unusual. I know that the whole theme is revolving around Biblical figures like Judas and Jesus, but I guess I hadn’t listened carefully prior to that moment.

The bridge says: “I wanna love you, / but something’s pulling me away from you. / Jesus is my virtue, / and Judas is the demon I cling to. / I cling to!” Uhm…a little unsettling. What kind of demonic music was I listening to? I love it. She’s supposed to be provocative and controversial. I get it and I’m not offended. It was just a little eerie the first time I listened carefully.

The video came out and I thought it was really good!

Gaga and her weird-ass clothes and funny looking hats.

It was an interesting twist on the twelve disciples.

Was she Mary Magdalene or something? Who knows!

Plus, Jesus is hot.

Check out the video. I liked the costumes and the choreo. There were a lot of sacred hearts everywhere.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wagn8Wrmzuc%5D

You can also watch it on youtube. Oh, that Gaga. I love that sacrilegious bitch!


The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated.

I love this movie. “Easy A” is witty in an intelligent but accessible way. It’s smart without being pretentious, catering to a teen audience with an appreciation for clever humor. Much like “Superbad” or “Mean Girls” or even “Juno,” “Easy A” reminds me of what kids are actually like nowadays. There are a lot of great lines in this movie. Plus, Emma Stone is quite pretty, in an unconventional way. Girl’s sexy with charm. She looks great in her “whore couture” in this movie. Her character’s so cool. So are her parents! Must watch.

A is for awesome.


Levine the Vida Naked.

He’s now a musician coach on NBC’s “The Voice,” a new TV singing competition. I’ve never been a fan of Maroon 5’s music. I am, however, a fan of this testicular cancer awareness ad.

Thank you, Adam Levine.


Don’t Hate Me ‘Cause I’m Beautiful

I recently discovered a music video that I absolutely LOVE!

Keri Hilson has always been one of those music artists that is there but not quite standing out. WELL…her latest music video, “Pretty Girl Rock” is likely to bring her not only national attention, but more specifically gay attention. In her latest video she’s embodying some of the most famous divas of the ages and you know the gays love their divas. Could Keri Hilson finally be making her diva debut? Let’s hope so.

I love, LOVE this. Probably her best video yet. And yes, she really does look pretty. Oddly enough, I had never really noticed her beauty. Smart move. “Miss Keri, baby!”

[Just in case VEVO doesn’t want you to watch the vid through my blog, you check check out the vid on here]


Raise Your Glass!

As you may or may not know, I love music artist Pink. I always have.

She stood out when she first came out as an R&B diva and then later unleashed her inner rockstar. Throughout the years I’ve enjoyed her music and her attitude. She’s just so no-nonsense and tough. It’s a fusion between feminine beauty and this sort of rough masculinity she exudes. I love how she’s open about her political views (check out the song she wrote for the president), her stance against conforming to a typical dumb bimbo or other stereotypes (yes, she’s a feminist), her efforts to promote empowerment, independence, strength, self-love and self-respect. She’s sexy and has killer lungs; she’s just an amazing vocalist. Her raspy belting is intoxicating. So yes, I’m a Pink fan.

Well! She released her newest music video for her latest single “Raise Your Glass.” Check it out:

Ugh. LOVEit!

**UPDATE: I think it’s great that Pink is pregnant! It was in the media that she and Christina Aguilera and Pink were friendly about being moms and even talked about setting up a playdate for the kids. Ugh. So cute. Also, it seems that VEVO doesn’t want the “Raise Your Glass” video on my blog, SO you can check out Pink’s video on YouTube 🙂


Happy Halloween!

You know, there come a time ever year where children and adults alike are able to explore magic and wonder and everybody gets to play pretend and dress up in costumes and either round up their annual candy stash or follow the “slut rule” and party.

Well, my friends, this year I’m sad to announce I was without a Halloween costume. Last year I followed the slut rule by prancing around West Hollywood, down Santa Monica Blvd in my underwear dressed up as some sort of pharaoh-prince. This year, since I didn’t have a costume, I decided to dress up as a straight guy. (You can check out a picture on my Twitter page.) People were greatly concerned and almost outraged at my costume, but rest assured, kiddies, I’m gayer than ever.

I feel since I have kept under the radar this year, I have to make a comeback with a bang next year. SO! I’m revealing what my plans for next year are. I realize it’s a long time from now, but once you learn what exactly I intend on wearing, you’ll understand.

Boos and ghouls, next year I will follow the slut rule. I will gladly receive help from whoever wants to make this slutty dream come true. My 2011 Halloween costume will be inspired by one of Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret runway show looks. I present to you: Madame Butterfly.

Yes, I too will metamorphose into a beautiful butterfly. I’m pretty sure it’ll take me a while to crete a really quality replica.

To really get the full effect of the look, watch the video above. Right around the 1:20 mark, you can see Miranda and these wings in action. (By the way, am I the only one who absolutely loves the Victoria’s Secret show? Those girls are so sexy! I want to be just like them. Haha)

I’ll probably wear some sort of boy-short underwear and some gladiator sandals with the wrap up like Miranda. I’m so excited!

So there you have it, kids. I hope that by next year I will be able to spread my wings and flutter!

Happy Halloween.