At first I wasn’t really convinced.
Upon careful consideration, I GUESS I….
I mean we….
I mean Kim Kardashian thinks Kris Humphries maybe isn’t so bad.
Plus, he’s way taller than me….us….Kim.
It seems that Kim Kardashian and I have a lot more in common than I thought. No, I’m not referring to our large behinds, fake [fierce] hair, or perfectly bronzed skin. No, I’m also not referring to our cell phone obsession, fame crave, or ethnic ambiguity. I’m talking about her lovers! No, we haven’t dated the same guys, but I mean c’mon…Reggie Bush? Okay, here we go…
Oh…my…JESUS! This is EXACTLY what I mean. See that moment? That’s what I’m talking about. A little déjà vu.
This just looks like something I’d do.
Reggie Bush, why are you so attractive? Why?!!
Déjà vu aside, her taste in men (more specifically, THIS man) is impeccable. Kim and Reggie have split up, which is fine by me. I know Reggie’s received a lot of heat over something related to USC and football…I don’t really know (care), all I know is that he’s a major-league hottie.
So there you have it. Kim Kardashian: long-lost twin? Perhaps.