Santa knows I’ve been mostly good this year. I think I totally deserve this.
You know, there come a time ever year where children and adults alike are able to explore magic and wonder and everybody gets to play pretend and dress up in costumes and either round up their annual candy stash or follow the “slut rule” and party.
Well, my friends, this year I’m sad to announce I was without a Halloween costume. Last year I followed the slut rule by prancing around West Hollywood, down Santa Monica Blvd in my underwear dressed up as some sort of pharaoh-prince. This year, since I didn’t have a costume, I decided to dress up as a straight guy. (You can check out a picture on my Twitter page.) People were greatly concerned and almost outraged at my costume, but rest assured, kiddies, I’m gayer than ever.
I feel since I have kept under the radar this year, I have to make a comeback with a bang next year. SO! I’m revealing what my plans for next year are. I realize it’s a long time from now, but once you learn what exactly I intend on wearing, you’ll understand.
Boos and ghouls, next year I will follow the slut rule. I will gladly receive help from whoever wants to make this slutty dream come true. My 2011 Halloween costume will be inspired by one of Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret runway show looks. I present to you: Madame Butterfly.
Yes, I too will metamorphose into a beautiful butterfly. I’m pretty sure it’ll take me a while to crete a really quality replica.
To really get the full effect of the look, watch the video above. Right around the 1:20 mark, you can see Miranda and these wings in action. (By the way, am I the only one who absolutely loves the Victoria’s Secret show? Those girls are so sexy! I want to be just like them. Haha)
I’ll probably wear some sort of boy-short underwear and some gladiator sandals with the wrap up like Miranda. I’m so excited!
So there you have it, kids. I hope that by next year I will be able to spread my wings and flutter!